Internet Dating Escapades

Online dating is great in many ways… I mean, you get the chance to look through all these profiles, you have the benefit of seeing if the person is attractive (assuming their photo is current) or a troll, you can see if their interests (at a glance) are in line with yours.

But it’s also quite a jungle out there.  And if you are a female, you get literally hundreds of messages every day… most of them copy-and-pasted messages that are… well… not all that unique.  And the majority of those are normally some kind of sexual innuendo (or, if not, the dreaded “how are you,” which is so impersonal).

At first I ignored them, but after a while, when Prince Charming didn’t show up (I don’t really know what I was expecting, honestly), I got tired of ignoring everything and decided to respond to… well… as much as I could.  In my own delightful little way.

I don’t miss dating… let’s be clear about that… but I do miss taking the upper hand when I’d get ridiculous messages on OkCupid.

Table of Contents

Internet Dating Escapades Part I

Internet Dating Escapades Part II

Internet Dating Escapades Part III

Internet Dating Escapades Part IV

Internet Dating Escapades Part V

Internet Dating Escapades Part VI

Internet Dating Escapades Part VII

Internet Dating Escapades Part VIII

Internet Dating Escapades Part IX

Internet Dating Escapades Part X

Internet Dating Escapades Part XI

Internet Dating Escapades Part XII

Internet Dating Escapades Part XIII

Internet Dating Escapades Part XIV

Internet Dating Escapades Part XV

Internet Dating Escapades Part XVI

Internet Dating Escapades Part XVII

Internet Dating Escapades Part XVIII

Internet Dating Escapades Part XIX

Internet Dating Escapades Part XX

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXI

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXII

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXIII

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXIV

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXV

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXVI

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXVII

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXVIII

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXIX

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXX

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXXI

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXXII

Internet Dating Escapades Part XXXIII

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