To the Botboy – T-Minus 30 Days

Dear Botboy,

Due to your recent expression of interest, the number 10 slot is being reserved for you.  Reservation expires in 30 days, on January 20, 2014. Should you wish to take advantage of the reservation, you will need to contact me in advance and make plans.

Failure to keep those plans once made (work schedules excluded) will result in forfeiture of the reservation.  Exceptions also made for physical conditions that render either party temporarily unable to perform.  Rainchecks issued for exceptions made.  Rainchecks will extend the reservation for no more than seven days past the date of the issuance of the raincheck.

All previously discussed prerequisites and stipulations are still applicable and enforced; all supplies still provided onsite.

Should you wish to fulfill your reservation and, so to speak, put your money where your mouth is, please contact me as soon as possible.

Crazypants

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