At work on Friday, Prowl passes by a mysterious package on his way to visit Kitty’s cubicle. It can’t be… this package says that this is another Prowl. It doesn’t make any sense… There IS no other Prowl. Prowl storms off to tell Kitty of his findings.
He returns, moments later, with Kitty. They are both confused. Prowl is angered… there will be no other Prowls here. Kitty is excited… if this is another Prowl, perhaps she can have that Autobot threesome she always wanted. And it doesn’t count as cheating if they are the same person, right? Prowl grumbles and pulls at Kitty’s cords. Kitty purrs.
They sit there, staring at new Prowl. He is still in the box. He does not move. He can’t be real, he does not move. Kitty pokes at the package, trying to get a reaction. There is none. She sighs. Prowl calls for the boss. Demands an explanation.
“This is our new employee. His name is Prowl, too,” the boss explains. He will be providing security for our company… he transforms into a police car. Prowl grumbles. He read Botboy’s comment about how he does not transform. He is still a little sore from it. Kitty is torn between wanting to comfort Prowl and wanting to meet the new Prowl. She has never seen a transforming robot before.
Prowl puts Prowl’s package on the floor. Attempts to open it. May as well get this over with. After all, we have to show the new Prowl who is boss.
Little Prowl springs from the package. Introduces himself to Prowl and Kitty. Prowl can see Little Prowl gazing lustfully at Kitty’s cords. There will be none of this. He tells Kitty to go back to her desk and wait for him there. He has business to tend to.
“Now, now,” the boss tells them as they stare at each other. “We must all get along.” Prowl grumbles. Asks Little Prowl if he can see his hammer. Little Prowl agrees and hands it over. Prowl does not hesitate to walk away, leaving Little Prowl to discuss things with the boss.
He brings the hammer to Kitty who has been waiting patiently for him down the hall. Hands it to her and tells her she can use this the next time she needs to pleasure herself while he is away. Kitty looks at it. Purrs louder. Wonders momentarily where Prowl will go, then decides it’s better not to question it. There is always Little Prowl if she gets lonely.
Kitty studies the hammer and fantasizes about all of the things she could do with this. She also wonders whether Little Prowl is little everywhere, or if it only extends to his height. She purrs a little too loudly and Prowl gets upset.
Prowl snatches the hammer from Kitty and pulls her away by the cords. He will teach her to fantasize about other, smaller Autobots. Little Prowl looks on… he really wants his hammer back. But, more, he really wants to get to know Kitty a little better. Those cords really are quite intriguing.