The Adventures of Prowl Part IV


Hey…. human… whatcha doin???  

Prowl can never seem to keep his mind on his own business.


He is extremely disappointed that the human went to KFC without him…  He is even more pissed off that the human ate all the damn chicken.  All that’s left is this Mountain Dew.  And it’s substandard.  It doesn’t even have any alcohol in it.  Stupid human.  What were you thinking??


A “ThinkPad”… hmmm… wtf is a ThinkPad?  The human explains that it is Giant Robot-sized computer that he can use.  He is excited by the prospects but seriously doubts its ability to help him to think.  He is already well advanced beyond anything you humans have created.


He sets to work, attempting to open the box anyway.  So… much… tape… Ugh.


After much difficulty, he opens the box, manages to unwrap and pull out the ThinkPad.  He begins to open it so that he can see what is inside.  The screen is glowing… Energon?


No… not Energon.  But this… this… it is beautiful.  It is mesmerizing.  It is Just. My. Size!!!  Someone else must see this… but who… oh yes… the kitty…


He calls up Hello Kitty.  Tells her they are going for a walk.  Grabs her by the cords and drags her to the location of the new ThinkPad.  Kitty protests.  She does not understand why he must always be so rough with her (though secretly she enjoys it).


Kitty is brought into the presence of the ThinkPad.  She is not as overjoyed as Prowl.  Prowl doesn’t care.  The screen is beautiful.  It is hypnotic.  Seductive, even.  How could one expect a kitty to understand.  Prowl pulls the cord a little tighter and explains that he wants to see if her ports will fit into the USB slots on the sides..  Kitty shrieks with excitement.  The boss hears everything.


“Now, Prowl, you can’t be harassing Hello Kitty like this…”

“Psshhh… Stupid rubber-looking business-person human….  I am a Giant Robot.  I do what I want.  Now get me some Energon and let me look at that screen some more.”

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